It had been there for a while, an early morning disease of fatigue, shapeless desires, brief imaginary glints of other lives she could be living, that over the months melded into a piercing homesickness.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Americanah

OkCupid as performance art.

Misogynist men message me. I tell them their dicks are unimpressive. Sometimes, I go on dates with them and laugh hysterically the entire time.